Want to Co-Produce Uwe Boll’s Next Film?

Published on February 13th, 2009

Apparently director Uwe Boll is having a hard time finding money for his next film Blackout. So he’s offering all of us the chance to throw in just 50 dollars to be credited as a Co-Producer on the film! Boll describes Blackout as a terrorist thriller. The film currently has no stars attached, but that’s no reason not to invest! Get out your fucking checkbook! Enjoy the video below where Boll himself assures you that he’s not as talentless as that cock Michael Bay.

Head on over the films official website HERE, for more info and hilarity.

*If anyone starts a Pro Uwe Boll petition they should be punched in the throat immediately.

Comments

  1. Posted by Heather on February 13th, 2009, 18:44

    “I am ze only genius in ze whole fucking business.”

    Wow. Just wow.
  2. Posted by autotown on February 13th, 2009, 23:02

    GET OUT YOUR FUCKING CHECKBOOK!!!!!!!!!
  3. Posted by Erik Giberti on February 18th, 2009, 11:34

    I love his modesty
  4. Posted by stilettoninja on February 21st, 2009, 03:59

    Flashes of… unpleasant… memories… smell of toasty flesh…

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